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Title: Lovers of the Night, Part 3
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: The boys don't belong to me, not even in vamp form.
Summary: Jeeves attempts to teach Bertie how to survive as a vampire.
Warnings: pretty graphic bloodiness and some rough sex
A/N: Thank you to thirstyrobot for the beta and the help with the setting. Love you, darling!


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Title: Lovers of the Night, Part 2
Rating: light R
Warnings: for some squicky bodily fluids at the beginning, but it's quick
Summary: The events immediately after Bertie's death and rebirth.
Disclaimer: Neither boy is mine, obviously, not even as vampires.
A/N: This has actually been finished for a couple of days. I just kept forgetting to post it. *faceplam* It's unbeta'd, so all mistakes are mine.

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Happy Valentine's Day, snakewhissperer!

This is a Valentine's Day post for snakewhissperer. She wanted angsty Nine/Jack/Rose with some sonic screwdriver action. My angst button must be broken, though, as this came out more funny than anything. Sorry about that. I hope she enjoys it, anyway.

Title: The Doctor Also Swims
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Who knew the TARDIS had a swimming pool? And that Rose liked to swim naked? And that the Doctor liked to watch?
Warning: This post contains manips that are NSFW. Also, voyeurism.
Disclaimer: No character in this story belongs to me. The manips are obviously fake and not the real actors.
A/N: Again, sorry for the lack of angst. I hope the extra manips make up for it. I did, however, manage to get a bit kinky with the sonic screwdriver. ;D

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥


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Feb. 10th, 2010

Title: The Marvel (or I Suck at Titles)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Bertie/Jeeves
Warnings: a bit of blood
Summary: A hitman never walks off a job and lives. A hitman also never falls in love with his mark. Jeeves has just done both.
Disclaimer: They're closer to being mine here, but still no dice.
A/N: This was written for storyfan's movie challenge. It's not so much a re-write of a specific movie as a genre piece. It's sort of The Professional meets The Replacement Killers meets The Transporter. Sort of. Thank you to cerublu02 and random_nexus for looking this over for me!

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the crackiest crack i've ever written

a few days ago, storyfan demanded asked that i write, and i quote:

A Torchwood fic in which:
1. Captain Jack says he's retiring to live under the sea.
2. He meets Ianto who is now in mermaid form.
3. They must sing together a la "The Little Mermaid," but instead of singing "Under the Sea" they sing "He's Under Me."
4. A teeter-totter must be involved in some way.


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Title: Lovers of the Night
Pairing: Jeeves/Wooster
Summary: Some love is eternal. (Sucky summary, I know, but that's all I have.)
Warning: Lots of blood here. That may squick you if you're squeamish.
Disclaimer: Neither boy belongs to me, sadly.
A/N: I've been re-reading Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles for Halloween and knew I had to do a vamp fic. I imagine this to be almost a cross-over, despite the vampire sex, as I think Lestat would have been rather taken with Jeeves. I see him kidnapping Jeeves, turning him, teaching him, loving him. But, of course, Jeeves has only one true love, and he would return to claim him. And, once again, I have to thank crowson75 for her excellent beta and for keeping my Jeeves voice in line. Thank you, darling!

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Jeeves and the Chocolate Cockstand

Rating: NC-17
Summary: It's Bertie's birthday, but it's Jeeves who gets the present.
Disclaimer: They don't belong to me, yadda yadda yadda.
Pairing: Jeeves/Wooster
A/N: Thank you to crowson75 as always for the brilliant beta job. She is a marvel. :D And thanks to storyfan who prodded me into writing this. This is for her.

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Educational Tour 4: Kentucky
Jeeves and Wooster Get Lucky in Kentucky

Pairing: Jeeves/Wooster
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Gambling and sex in Louisville.
Disclaimer: Neither Jeeves nor Wooster belong to me. Neither does Louisville. ;)
A/N: Thanks ever so to crowson75, thirstyrobot, and storyfan for looking this over for me. I adore you all!

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for more information on the derby, you can go here, here, or here at the official churchill downs site. oh, and i couldn't find what morvich's actual odds were, but he was the heavy favorite to win the 1922 derby. the rest of the derby info is correct.

bashford manor stable was a real place. you can read the wiki here, or visit the website of the bed and breakfast it has now become here. the rest of the farm is now unfortunately a wal-mart and a lowe's.

some photos now, do you think?
a genuine louisville hot brown
churchill downs in the early 20th century i couldn't find a date for that pic, but that's most likely what it looked like when bertie and jeeves would have visited.
the parking lot of the downs around the same time

also, have a video on how to make a mint julep. and one on how to properly pronounce louisville. ;D

okay, i think i'd better stop before i overload you all with useless information. *lol*


storyfan is up next with michigan. :D

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Title: Jeeves and the Dread Pirate Wooster
Authors: storyfan and waqaychay
Pairing: Jeeves/Wooster
Rating: NC-17 (yeah, baby!)
Warning: A bit of swordplay, a bit of rough-ish sex, sand in unpleasant places.
Summary: It's Jeeves's birthday. Bertie knows how to celebrate. With swords.
Disclaimer: Sadly, neither Jeeves nor Bertie belong to either of us. All hail P.G. Wodehouse.
A/N: It is an unparalleled delight to write with storyfan. I have never had a collaborator so in tune with me. storyfan gets the credit for this series even existing, for she has a brilliant brain and the patience of a saint when I get blocked. She insists, however, that I take credit for the naughty bits, which I do gladly as long as she gets applause for the rest of it. ;D And thank you to the ever-lovely and brilliant crowson75 for the beta! You are awesome, my dear. Never forget that.

You can still find the prequel, "Jeeves and the Unmasked Balls", here.


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