waqaychay

Torchwood Fic

( The Why Ianto Series )

( Stand Alones )


Doctor Who Fic


Of Bad Ideas and Sonic Screwdrivers (Nine/Ten)


Jeeves and Wooster Fic

( Jeeves and Wooster in Love )

( The Rum Situation with Rocky )

( Stand Alones )

( Jeeves and the Heartbreaking Betrayal )

( The Kink Series )

( The Cross-Dressing Series )


Stephen Colbert/Jon Stewart Fic


Fair Trade


LotR FPS Fic


Discomfort (Pippin/Lord Denethor, warning for a bit of non-con)


LOST Fic

( The Ultra Sexy Axis of Evil Orgies )

( Stand Alones )


The Sentinel Fic

( Blissfully )

( Stand Alones )


Fan Vids
"Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls, Snape/everyone/buttons
"The Weasel" by Harry and the Potters, harry/ron
"Don't Leave Me" by Suzanne Dwillies, monaboyd
"I'm With You" by Avril Lavigne, jack/doctor
"If You Were Here" by Poe, doctor/rose
"Make This Go on Forever" by Snow Patrol, charlie/claire
"Somewhere a Clock Is Ticking" by Snow Patrol, lost ensemble
"Gorecki" by Lamb, janto

• 09:45 about to spend an entire day with my mom at our store. wish me luck in not killing her. ...no, really. #

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• 00:43 I AM MOLTING. MY FACE JUST PEELED OFF. D: #
• 00:46 @storyfan @random_nexus IT IS TOO DISGUSTING TO PHOTOGRAPH AND I HAVE NO JAR BIG ENOUGH FOR ALL THIS DEAD SKIN. DDD: #
• 00:48 @wonderwalldbc this is the worst part by far about getting sunburned. #
• 00:49 @random_nexus i am beginning to question my real parentage, yes. or should i say yessssssssssss? #
• 00:50 @storyfan elixir of meg. probably an aphrodisiac of some kind. ;P #
• 00:51 @storyfan yes, indeed! :DD i was just about to start writing thank you comments. we are made of win. #
• 00:55 @storyfan not at all, dear! jump right in. #
• 00:56 @storyfan i better get a cut. 50% or nothing. #
• 00:59 @storyfan i would take that offer. ;D #
• 01:03 @storyfan i think it's the buttons that get me the most. waqaychay.livejournal.com/252211.html #
• 01:08 @storyfan hee! thank you. :D #
• 01:08 dammit, i can't keep my eyes open any more. eljaying will have to wait until tomorrow. bed now. #
• 08:36 @celtprincess13 still totally worth it. ;DDDD #

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• 20:46 @wbearsmom i'm so sorry, darling. *hugs and love* #
• 20:51 i am still shocked. RIP, michael, farrah, and ed. they will all be missed. thank god jeff goldblum is still alive. enough is enough. #
• 22:19 @storyfan it's posted, darling! #
• 09:28 @storyfan lightning storm made me close down before i could put the tags up. is fixed now, though! #
• 09:29 had a wicked ass lightning storm last night. 43 strikes a minute, i counted. looked like daylight with flashes of darkness. O_o #

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Title: Jeeves and the Dread Pirate Wooster
Authors: storyfan and waqaychay
Pairing: Jeeves/Wooster
Rating: NC-17 (yeah, baby!)
Warning: A bit of swordplay, a bit of rough-ish sex, sand in unpleasant places.
Summary: It's Jeeves's birthday. Bertie knows how to celebrate. With swords.
Disclaimer: Sadly, neither Jeeves nor Bertie belong to either of us. All hail P.G. Wodehouse.
A/N: It is an unparalleled delight to write with storyfan. I have never had a collaborator so in tune with me. storyfan gets the credit for this series even existing, for she has a brilliant brain and the patience of a saint when I get blocked. She insists, however, that I take credit for the naughty bits, which I do gladly as long as she gets applause for the rest of it. ;D And thank you to the ever-lovely and brilliant crowson75 for the beta! You are awesome, my dear. Never forget that.

You can still find the prequel, "Jeeves and the Unmasked Balls", here.


( Jeeves and the Dread Pirate Wooster )

• 22:23 OMG IT'S 10:30. KIM IS COMING KIM IS COMING KIM IS COMING. WHERE IS MY KIM?! #
• 22:36 @CHAOSCHICK13 TOO EXCITED TO BREATHE. HAVEN'T SEEN KIM IN A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR OMG. #
• 22:40 @CHAOSCHICK13 NO PROMISES OMG. BUT I'LL TRY. #
• 22:42 @RANDOM_NEXUS KIM IS CELTPRINCESS13 ON ELJAY AND HERE. WE MET THREE YEARS AGO AT A LOTR CON. #
• 22:42 @WONDERWALLDBC :DDDDDD #
• 00:32 I HAS A KIM! I HAS A KIM! I HAS A KIM! :DDDD #
• 00:33 @WONDERWALLDBC PROBABLY. IT'S A CAPSLOCK KIND OF WEEKEND. #
• 00:34 finally making ourselves go to bed. big day tomorrow. ROAD TRIP. \o/ #
• 01:09 @rogerpittman well, we'll try not to get arrested, anyway. ;) #
• 01:10 @laerwen @storyfan i'm sure we will, thanks, dears! :D #

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• 23:12 @tangleddreams FOAMY!! #
• 23:23 @tangleddreams i think that is my favorite buffy episode. :D #

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• 21:46 @jwehm i'm so sorry about your aunt, love. and your foot. *hugs* #
• 21:51 my butts are wet and mad as hell, but they are clean and smelling of coconut. #
• 22:21 @random_nexus what? all i said was that i just washed my dogs. that's all. ;P #
• 22:24 omg, my bathroom is a disaster area. it's only 6'X6', but i think it's going to take all day tomorrow to clean up. O_o #
• 22:27 @wbearsmom @storyfan you wouldn't think it cool or sweet if you had to deal with wet, angry 120lb german shepherds. *lol* #
• 22:28 @parrot_ i will second the niceness of viggo's ass. the man should never wear clothes. #
• 22:33 i need musical motivation to get up and clean. what song gets you moving, tweeps? this one usually does it for me: bit.ly/ltXb #
• 23:51 butt has now forgiven me for the bath and wanted to cuddle. i am now loved once more, but wet and smelling like wet dog and coconuts. #
• 01:15 #helpiranelection - show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - helpiranelection.com/ #

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• 09:14 @chaoschick13 right ho! have sent a request. #

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• 19:20 @rogerpittman exactly why a man shouldn't be in charge of the weather! *lol* #
• 20:45 okay, time to get my butt in gear and get on the treadmill. what to watch while i walk? the best of so graham norton, i think. :D #
• 22:49 celebrating a good hour on the treadmill with banana split sundae. is that wrong? granted, it's more banana and strawberries than sundae... #
• 22:59 @chaoschick13 that's what i was thinking. ice cream as lubricant, if you will. ;D #
• 23:02 @random_nexus exactly! *lol* now i just have to figure out how long i need to run to offset chocolate cake. ;D #
• 23:03 okay, more cleaning now. off to attack the dust bunnies! #
• 23:35 @storyfan over the sink, eh? i'll have to remember that! i wonder if i can convince IHOP to let me eat in their kitchen... #
• 23:40 @storyfan it's a date, then. ;P #
• 00:08 KINGDOM!!! w00t! \o/ \o/ #
• 00:24 @storyfan yes, but it is totally worth it. stephen is just delightful and his crazy-ass sister is a hoot. #

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• 02:01 it's 2am. why am i still wide awake? #
• 10:50 i slept wrong or pinched a nerve in my neck or something. *ow ow ow* this better be gone by friday. :( #
• 10:56 @chaoschick13 that is my new goal in life. ;) #
• 11:13 i really need to get a shower and then go to work, but all i want to do is sleep. #
• 11:29 @donttrythis i'm with you, re: the creation museum! try living near it. i have to see the billboards all the time. *GRR* #
• 17:40 one minute ago, it was raining so hard i couldn't see my car in the driveway. now, it's sunny. wtf, nature? #
• 18:01 @chaoschick13 i would not be surprised in the least to find 6" of snow on the ground tomorrow morning. #
• 18:02 @rogerpittman no, there'd just be hellacious thunderstorms every night because he thought the big booms were cool. ;) #

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• 21:02 cleaning my room because KIM WILL BE HERE IN A WEEK!!! \o/ \o/ #
• 21:16 JAFFA CAKE BREAK. shh! no one tell my stomach and maybe i won't get heartburn. #
• 21:23 @random_nexus ONLY THE BEST COOKIE-SIZED ORANGE CHOCOLATE CAKE EVER. www.jaffacake.eu/JaffaCake/JaffaCake.html #
• 21:50 @wonderwalldbc you're welcome any time! :D #
• 00:14 @random_nexus jaffa cakes are the best things ever. *nod nod nod* #
• 00:14 @wonderwalldbc that's all right. i don't know how much longer i'll be here this summer anyway. ;) #

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• 19:27 omg stop raining. seriously, just stop it. no more storms, no more lightning. JUST FUCKING STOP RAINING ALREADY!! *EPIC ANGRY FACE* #

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• 00:14 omg, we need a sonic around here. i am jonesing bad for a cherry limeade. #
• 00:23 @giddylondon i am so moving in with you. ;) #
• 00:25 @laerwen i know!!! they are evil for making me want a cherry limeade so badly and then not being here to let me have one. #
• 00:28 @wonderwalldbc we need a petition or something to get them to build ones near us. #
• 00:29 @giddylondon whoo-hoo!!! cherry limeades for all! :DDD #
• 00:30 @rogerpittman i'm totally moving in with you. ;P #
• 00:33 @wonderwalldbc i haven't been to one since college. there was one just down the road from my dorm room. i really miss it! #

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• 08:08 @ficklewords \o/ i must hear more about this hot irish guy. #
• 08:20 a must-see for torchwood fans. SPOILERS FOR EVERYTHING, though. bit.ly/iIXjr #
• 08:37 @jwehm nope! it's an actual song. perfect, though, huh? here's a vid: bit.ly/Wwc1y #

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• 07:35 @parrot_ i think it's illegal to pump your own gas in NJ, hence the full service stations. #

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• 22:56 @random_nexus *NOMS MIDOL AND CHOCOLATE* god, i hate being a girl sometimes. :( #
• 23:03 @chaoschick13 *gathers up chocolates* you are not wrong. *NOMS* #
• 23:18 @missmercyb *shares the midol and chocolate and hugs* #
• 23:33 @storyfan *lol* thanks! i tried not to be too country on my voicepost. #
• 01:32 @storyfan @chaoschick13 aw, shucks. thanks, bbs! #
• 08:58 @ficklewords CONGRATULATIONS, BABE!! :DDDD #

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• 01:05 *IS BASKING IN @BRENTSPINER 'S GQMF GLORY* #
• 01:12 @JILLUS YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT HE IS. I'D HIT THAT SHIT ALL NIGHT LONG. #
• 08:39 someone give me midol or i'm going to rip my ovaries out with my bare hands. #

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• 21:37 @suthunfox the day goes faster when we're busy, but it's exhausting! nothing but run, run, run all day. #
• 21:41 @storyfan that's true. in this economy, luxury industries are really hurting, so i guess it's a good thing we're so busy. #
• 08:55 @ficklewords good luck, honey! though i'm sure you won't need it. :) #
• 09:35 @ficklewords yay! glad to hear it, love! :DD #
• 09:37 leaving for the doc appointment now. mom is wanting to go with me. *now* she offers, when i don't need her. *eyeroll* #

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• 20:41 @jwehm foxworthy voice:"if you find yourself giving birth in a barn... your son may be the second coming of christ." good luck with that. ;) #
• 20:43 @wbearsmom your poor girls! but good for you for doing it. i hope it comes back clean! <3 #
• 01:10 @storyfan it looks great! well done! :D i'll start on the next bit tomorrow. #
• 13:24 OMG SO BUSY. taking 2 minutes to eat lunch between rabid hordes of customers. SO DON'T WANT TO PLAY POOL STORE TODAY. #

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• 03:38 @jwehm dear god, i do hope you don't mean you're eating those together. O_o #
• 03:41 @jwehm that's almost as bad as pickles and ice cream. i don't want to alarm you, but... you might be pregnant. ;P #

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• 21:33 someone is shooting in the woods behind our house and upsetting my babies. D:< #
• 23:30 @storyfan done with my bit! google doc updated. what do you think? #
• 23:44 @storyfan yay!!! i'm glad you like it! :DDD #
• 23:49 @storyfan meet you there! #
• 00:11 @wbearsmom it looks great, honey! :D #
• 08:53 @jwehm how about beginning with some pirate!jeeves? i have a great source of inspiration if you need it. ;) #

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• 20:08 playing with the butt-butts! omg, they are so furry. they shed more than any other ten dogs, i swear. #
• 20:50 @storyfan *lol* that's what i always say. i can make and raise a litter of pups with all the fur i take off these two. #
• 22:11 @tangleddreams what is this about dt and qi? do NOT tell me david is a panel guest or i might assplode from teh happeh. #
• 22:15 watching @birbigs on comedy central. CRACKER, PLEASE. #
• 22:21 @wonderwalldbc OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG #
• 22:21 @random_nexus i hear that, babe. midol is my best friend today. *ouch* #
• 22:27 @wonderwalldbc @random_nexus and we have to wait until CHRISTMAS to see that?! that is cruel and unusual torture! #
• 22:30 @random_nexus dt on qi, i mean. #
• 22:56 @tangleddreams NO I DIDN'T KNOW! I AM SO OUT OF THE LOOP. LOLOLOL #
• 23:09 @tangleddreams DEFINITELY THE BEST EVER. :DDDD #

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• 00:24 @storyfan i updated the pirate google doc. i need help!!!! #
• 00:31 @storyfan feeling better, yeah. but i need help with the story! i am soooo blocked. #

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• 22:26 about to take a bubble bath. well deserved, y/y? i think stephen and hugh shall join me. ;) #
• 22:41 @jwehm *LOL* no, but that's not a bad idea. ;P i meant i'm plugging in some ABOFAL. #
• 22:41 @storyfan you're all invited! ;D #
• 22:50 @random_nexus @storyfan @missmercyb @chaoschick13 it's byod, ladies and gents! BRING YOUR OWN DUCKIES! ;DDD #
• 23:49 it was a bitch to get off all the electrode adhesive, but i'm clean and no longer smelling like a hospital. :D #
• 23:50 @storyfan oh, they helped me in other ways. ;D #
• 23:55 @storyfan we americans are so deprived. really. why must GB keep all the good shows from us?! #
• 23:59 now i find myself wanting new reading material *wink wink* before bed. link me, tweeple! your favs, any fandom. just make it dirty. ;) #
• 00:00 @divinemadam i'm a little red where they were attached, but nothing more than that, thank god. :) #
• 00:00 @storyfan actually, that sounds pretty accurate to me. :( #
• 00:25 @missmercyb mmm, those are both delicious! thanks! :D #
• 09:11 @jwehm try having schoenman as a last name. NO ONE ever says it right. my favorite? scuh-hoon-man. *eyeroll* #

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• 20:01 work was hectic again, but i got a little writing done. sexy pirate banter FTW! \o/ ;D #
• 20:03 i just realized i smell like chlorine. after two minutes in the store, i don't smell it anymore. but i can now. so need a shower! #
• 20:06 a guy told me at work today that he almost hung up on me cuz i have a "perfect robot" voice. thought i was an automated telemarketer. lol #
• 20:07 @jameskysonlee I am not the least bit surprised at your news. #
• 20:08 @chaoschick13 DELICIOUS COOKIES!! *OM NOM NOM NOM NOM* #
• 20:12 @random_nexus i used to do that to my best friend's machine in college. until her mom called and got "nancy's house of pancakes and porn." #
• 20:14 OH SHIT. just remembered i never canceled my stress test. it's tomorrow at 8am. EEP. i guess i'm going? #
• 21:25 @tangleddreams *LOL* my brother-in-law is reading it right now. he's letting me borrow it when he's done. #
• 21:26 @divinemadam i'm sorry, babe. have you tried heating pads or anything like that? #
• 21:29 @divinemadam is it helping at all? #
• 21:37 dammit, i'm in here burning up for hours before i remember i have a ceiling fan. *facepalm* i'm an idiot. #
• 21:44 @divinemadam well, i really hope the cold works for you. <3 #
• 12:48 i think it's safe to say that i failed the stress test. #
• 12:52 @storyfan writing an eljay post now. up in a few minutes. #
• 13:06 @celtprincess13 @storyfan my eljay post about it is up. #

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• 21:11 @tangleddreams i was going to do the drunk quote, too! it's my favorite of all the novels. :DDDD #
• 21:15 is there a way to make custom friends filters on twitter like you can on eljay? i want to separate celebrity tweets from my friends' tweets. #
• 21:43 @laerwen @choaschick13 @storyfan i have tweetdeck set up now. thanks, guys! <3 #
• 21:45 @sassywitch @jwehm @random_nexus @tangleddreams www.tweetdeck.com/beta/ it's pretty easy and organizes things nicely. :D #
• 21:59 @amup i'm liking tweetdeck! this is much easier to keep track of. :D #
• 08:35 @divinemadam not me, but my mom's had one. it's easy. just close your eyes. i hope it comes back clean, honey! *MASSIVE HUGS* let us know! #
• 09:26 @divinemadam in that case, i shall hope they find something that requires massive amounts of chocolate to heal. ;D good luck, sweetheart! #
• 09:43 @divinemadam yay? at least there's no bad news! *hugs* #

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• 10:35 about to go out with ladona for breakfast. mmmm, pancakes! #
• 10:42 btw, i *always* know where my towel is. ;) #
• 12:55 @ficklewords that it is! do you have yours handy, you hoopy frood? XD #
• 13:54 home again! time for a nap. i'm full of pancakes and exhausted. #

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• 00:25 just woke up from a "quick nap" that lasted... four hours. oi. was supposed to bake bread with my mom tonight. oops. #

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• 21:43 @tangleddreams *lol* no matter where stephen turns up, it's always the loveliest thing ever. that's why we adore him so much. :D #

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• 06:24 stephen fry was in my (very strange) dream last night. sadly, he was wearing clothes. he did speak to me, though. i was elated. #

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• 20:19 car is fine! just needs new front tires. \o/ #
• 20:20 @triedunture no lie, they were made for each other. <3<3<3<3 #
• 00:10 @storyfan i'm working on the pirates! it's going slowly, though. just didn't want you to think i'd forgotten. #
• 00:34 @storyfan *LOL* well, that, yes. but also fighting writer's block. seems i'm in a non-productive cycle. it happens every couple months. #
• 00:37 @storyfan thanks, babe! #

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• 20:19 IT CAME IT CAME IT CAME!!!!! :DDDD #
• 20:19 re: american idol. first round goes to.... oh, god! too close to call! what do you AI fans think? #
• 20:39 @chaoschick13 *lol* i would, but i am EXHAUSTED after work today. it was craziness! i need a nap before funtimes. ;) #
• 20:39 re: american idol. oh, yeah. round two goes to adam. but it was close! #
• 20:46 re: american idol. what. the hell. was that? D: why does the idol finale song always have to suck? didn't suit adam at all. #
• 20:55 @aire_blair if adam OR kris can't make that song sound good, then the song sucks. no questions about it. sorry, kara. you fail. #
• 20:58 @storyfan who's coming? i could give you a cheeky answer to that, but i'll restrain myself. ;D #
• 20:59 re: american idol. round three to kris! i make that two to kris, one to adam. #
• 21:00 @aire_blair kris was a bit better than adam, but the song is still horrible. are we really gonna have to hear that on the radio forever? #
• 22:03 @chaoschick13 @random_nexus i like to think i'm fiendishly nuts. ;P #
• 23:24 jesus god, i'm weak in the knees and numb in other places. i guess that means the first test was successful. ;) #
• 23:26 @chaoschick13 haven't quite got the hang of "napping" yet. but i can see that it's going to be quality sleep when i do. ;D #
• 23:27 @storyfan I TOTALLY SHOULD. #
• 23:28 @laerwen bb, this is going to be awesomeness when i get the hang of it. ;DDD #
• 23:29 @storyfan "i give it two *ahem* thumbs up!" ;DDD #
• 23:30 @missmercyb is the little tyke in the pond again? i love that bit. *lol* #
• 23:31 @chaoschick13 i am all for free swag! :DDDD #
• 23:32 @storyfan kittehs! love it. :D though i still fail to see how a cat can be "lemon-colored". *lol* #
• 23:35 @storyfan i think jeeves is at his hottest in the first couple of episodes. don't know why, really, but he is. #
• 23:40 @laerwen night, bb! <3 #
• 23:41 @tangleddreams oh, yes. a good time was had by all. ;D #
• 23:42 @wonderwalldbc perhaps. still have some... "attachments" to try out first. ;) #
• 23:54 @storyfan @missmercyb @chaoschick13 how do i get in on this stripping jeeves business? it is relevant to my interests. #
• 23:55 @storyfan i call vest! ;D #
• 23:56 @missmercyb is that all it takes?! i should have done this much sooner. *lol* #
• 23:57 @chaoschick13 STRIP CROQUET?! i approve of this idea. any naked ball handling is good, really. ;P #
• 23:58 @chaoschick13 don't know if jeeves will approve. you know how jealous he gets. ;P #
• 00:00 @storyfan they're all color-coordinated. i think jeeves would approve. #
• 00:02 @storyfan *buzz buzz buzz* ;D #
• 00:09 @storyfan gee, i wonder why. ;P #
• 00:10 okay, off to bed. totally worn out after the last two days. hopefully, tomorrow will be calm and easy. i need a rest. #
• 00:11 @storyfan nah, he needed jeeves to bend him. over the sofa. *lol* #
• 08:50 about to take my car in for a diagnosis. poor gretchen. wish her luck! #

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• 23:39 i need some funny! link me to your favorite funny things, guys. please? *puppy eyes* #
• 00:31 @divinemadam *LOLOL* i've never seen robot chicken before. watched a bunch of clips. laughed at them all. :DDD #
• 00:32 @missmercyb the funny thing is... i *have* kissed a llama. ;D *LOLOL* thanks for the link! #
• 00:34 @storyfan *lol* seems we share the same talent for dance. ;) #
• 00:34 @wonderwalldbc i think i will put on "circle". that always cheers me up. :) #
• 00:35 @choaschick13 oh, dear god! *LOL* reminds me of this: www.bad-candy.com/ read the candy reviews. #
• 00:36 @wonderwalldbc you never go wrong with leather. ;D #
• 00:45 @chaoschick13 be sure to read the happy plum. it's my favorite! many LOLZ to be had. #
• 00:45 @wonderwalldbc THIS B TRUFAX. #

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• 19:58 five day forecast says no more thunderstorms until saturday. god, i hope so! i'm so sick of rain. #
• 20:04 you know that problem i've been having? it's bad tonight. i really need someone to wear me out good and proper. #
• 20:21 @chaoschick13 actually, that's not a bad idea. maybe i'll go for a run. #
• 21:58 had a bit of a jog. feeling a little better. going to catch up on emails then do yoga. hopefully, i'll sleep well tonight. #
• 08:44 TODAY IS THE DAY! \o/ *bounce bounce bounce* #
• 09:34 @stephenfry twitpic.com/5f61c - i think they're lovely. :) #

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• 20:19 soooo tired. skipping dinner and taking a nap. i may just fall asleep right nzzzzzzzzz #

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• 19:30 @jwehm hey, even pirates need to flirt. ;) #
• 21:08 @wonderwalldbc you're going to love firefly! :DDD in fact, i think i need to watch it again, too. #
• 22:41 getting drunk for the first time in almost 3 years! \o/ #
• 23:13 @missmercyb 12yo single malt glen livet. i'm saving the macallan for when i can drink it straight. #
• 23:14 @storyfan sadly, it's just me and glen tonight. but mr. livet is in a feisty mood. ;) #

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• 21:13 @jimmycarr can't wait to watch! i love it when you're on the panel. #
• 21:16 @jwehm wow, that is... disturbing and strangely beautiful. i think it's the stitches on the tits that really creep me out. #
• 21:58 *GRRR* WHY CAN'T I WRITE SEXY PIRATE BANTER? WHY?! I SUCK I SUCK I SUCK I SUCK. I FAIL AT EVERYTHING. :((((( #
• 22:31 @storyfan i've tried to write this a 1000 different ways with no luck. i may just kick it back to you for now, if you don't mind? #
• 22:42 @storyfan sent! i'm sorry i couldn't get very far. my brain no work gud rite now. :( #
• 22:59 @storyfan got it! i'm glad you think it's better than i think it is. *lol* #
• 23:14 @storyfan re: your DM. that works for me, dear! you warm 'em up and i'll finish 'em off. ;D #

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• 22:22 re: american idol. w00t kris! awesomeness! adam is going to slay him in the finale, but it'll be a good show. :D #

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• 14:35 off early from work! \o/ plans: have lunch, nap, clean out car, wash my butts, GET BLIND DRUNK ON SCOTCH. :DDD ...wish me luck? *lol* #

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• 22:06 home again and watching @jimgaffigan 's "king baby." it's funny! good times. :D #
• 22:15 @storyfan had a wonderful time! saw the family, played euchre, got slightly drunk for first time in 3 years, ate lots of good food. :D #
• 22:46 @storyfan playing is a family tradition. it's the first thing we teach to new members. it's the initiation. #
• 22:51 @random_nexus thanks, dear! :) #

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• 22:38 just posted the fruits of my photoshop labor over at indeedsir. ;D #
• 00:21 @storyfan double bonus points to you, my dear! :D #
• 16:47 unexpected trip out of town! leaving now for the weekend. see you all on monday! #

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• 21:19 inspection went fine today, as i knew it would. \o/ now about to do yoga with mom. and then more photoshop fun. ;DDDD #

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• 20:25 GO MAINE!! \o/ why can't kentucky be cool, too? *remembers what ky is like* ...oh, yeah. that's why. :( #
• 21:13 @chaoschick13 sadly, i think you're right. :( #
• 21:15 jooster girls! who wants to see what i just spent five minutes doing? XP #
• 21:19 re: american ido. paula is so lipsyncing. y/y? #
• 21:20 @chaoschick13 if i had been, you'd have noticed. trust me. ;P #
• 21:29 @wonderwalldbc why, thank you, love! XDDD and i do believe that's how i'm going to spend the rest of my night, too. #
• 21:30 @chaoschick13 LOL! no, no deadline. i'm open at awkward boners at all times. ;P #
• 21:46 @jillus www.awkwardboners.com/ it's a fic challenge over at indeedsir. ;D #
• 21:47 @chaoschick13 since you're not adverse to man on valet lovin', i guess you can see. DMing you now! #
• 21:56 @aire_blair guess she didn't want to fuck up in front of the contestants. that would be a bit embarrassing, what? *lol* #
• 22:00 @chaoschick13 sure! i'll send you another one, too. ;D #
• 22:02 awww, alison! no! ;_; #
• 22:06 @chaoschick13 LOL! then my work here is done. #
• 22:07 @missmercyb it won't let me DM you for some reason. :( #
• 22:09 @jwehm enjoy! ;P www.awkwardboners.com/ #
• 22:09 @chaoschick13 yes, i'll share them all soon. i'm still working on a few. maybe this weekend. #
• 22:10 @chaoschick13 sure thing! go right ahead. #
• 22:32 @triedunture i'm assuming they sent them to you? the one of jeeves is inspired by "letter for letter". <3 #
• 22:49 @triedunture they're all from a vintage porn website. i tried to find some about the same era. #
• 23:11 @missmercyb @chaoschick13 i just posted it to my eljay. #
• 23:28 @missmercyb oh, damn. /sarcasm ;) #
• 23:29 @missmercyb you should be able to see it now. #
• 01:20 forcing myself away from photoshop and into bed. 11 done, though. productive! \o/ g'night, all! #
• 08:55 health inspection day at the store today. spent all yesterday cleaning, so should be fine. still... *ugh* a lot of worry for nothing. #

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• 22:34 @Jillus twitpic.com/4n0u9 - ooh, i love this one! the eyes are quite beautiful. #
• 22:35 @Jillus twitpic.com/4n0vu - you have a real talent for faces, you know? i'm just in awe because i can't do them to save my life. #
• 08:21 @stephenfry this is the cutest butt i've ever seen. (her name is butt!) img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/waqaychay/dogs/P1000480.jpg #
• 08:41 loving on my butt dog! she is gorgeous. :D <3<3<3<3<3 #

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• 21:58 @storyfan it was a wonderful trip, thank you. it really was good to get away for a bit. :D #
• 21:59 @chaoschick13 jooster fixes just about anything. ;D i'm waiting restlessly for the next "unrequited" bit. #
• 22:55 dear god, i need new jooster fic. the last couple of weeks have spoiled me. i'm like an addict needing a fix. #
• 22:59 @triedunture bravo! my favorite part was when they done sex. ;D #
• 23:00 @storyfan we are *so* spoiled! not that i really mind. #
• 23:14 @triedunture i bet you did. ;P #

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• 09:00 @amup twitpic.com/4hbp0 - love it! :DDD #
• 09:04 not enough sleep after exhausting weekend. oi. lots of things to post tonight, though. hopefully, the day will go quickly. #

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• 07:17 leaving now. happy weekend, everyone! #

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• 20:10 making cocoa wheats! OM NOM NOM NOM #
• 20:52 @wbearsmom glad it went well, love! speedy recovery! <3 #
• 20:53 @storyfan oooh, no! must be nice and thick. with milk. mmmm-mmmm! #
• 21:39 @amup i thought i saw you down here with me. i like the gutter. it's sliiiiiimy. ;D #
• 21:44 @triedunture i'm with you, babe. it was no reason to be rude. it's a friendly comm. it should stay that way. #
• 21:45 @triedunture I LOVE SLUTTY!JEEVES! :DDDD #
• 21:46 another reason to love my indeedsir friends. they all know what cocoa wheats are. :D #
• 21:52 it's a love-in over at indeedsir! everyone should come and get hugs. :D community.livejournal.com/indeedsir/612504.html #
• 21:56 @triedunture cocoa wheats are delicious! www.littlecrowfoods.com/products/cocowheats/ #
• 22:10 @triedunture how did you guess the recipe?! XP #
• 22:37 @jwehm that's not cricket, old thing. :( it hurts quite a bit. quite unequal to a surprise tickle. #
• 08:48 @amup i'd make a horrible wife. i don't cook and i'd want sex all the time. we'd starve to death, but we'd die happy. ;P #

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• 21:22 re: american idol. adam is in the bottom three?! what craziness is this?! #
• 22:36 just finished yoga with my mom. she did really good tonight. :) now in desperate need of shower. #
• 22:59 @storyfan i'm not sure when it'll get scheduled for. ASAP, hopefully. i just want this shit over with at this point. #
• 23:02 @divinemadam that's what i keep telling myself. it's one step closer to figuring it out. i just wish i could actually *get* somewhere! #
• 23:03 @suthunfox @aire_blair @celtprincess13 @laerwen thanks, babes. you guys are the best. *HUGS* #
• 23:04 @parrot_ i think if you claim swine flu EVERYONE will get out of finals! *lol* #
• 08:27 @ficklewords i know how you feel, love. best to get it over and done with, yeah? *love* #

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