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Torchwood Fic

( The Why Ianto Series )

( Stand Alones )


Doctor Who Fic


Of Bad Ideas and Sonic Screwdrivers (Nine/Ten)


Jeeves and Wooster Fic

( Jeeves and Wooster in Love )

( The Rum Situation with Rocky )

( Stand Alones )

( Jeeves and the Heartbreaking Betrayal )

( The Kink Series )

( The Cross-Dressing Series )


Stephen Colbert/Jon Stewart Fic


Fair Trade


LotR FPS Fic


Discomfort (Pippin/Lord Denethor, warning for a bit of non-con)


LOST Fic

( The Ultra Sexy Axis of Evil Orgies )

( Stand Alones )


The Sentinel Fic

( Blissfully )

( Stand Alones )


Fan Vids
"Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls, Snape/everyone/buttons
"The Weasel" by Harry and the Potters, harry/ron
"Don't Leave Me" by Suzanne Dwillies, monaboyd
"I'm With You" by Avril Lavigne, jack/doctor
"If You Were Here" by Poe, doctor/rose
"Make This Go on Forever" by Snow Patrol, charlie/claire
"Somewhere a Clock Is Ticking" by Snow Patrol, lost ensemble
"Gorecki" by Lamb, janto

• 23:21 @amup IT IS NOT HORRIBLE. IT IS AWESOME. and i posted the trailer to bds2 a while back. OMG I WANT IT NOW NOW NOW NOW. #
• 00:38 spent the evening playing with my niece. and playing wii with my b-i-l. am properly exhausted and going to bed. tomorrow will be busy. :D #
• 07:25 just had a dream where i started a gay rights rally in an elementary school b/c my young cousin wanted to take a boy to his 3rd grade prom. #
• 07:25 @laerwen i am totally trying that. #
• 07:26 @tangleddreams happy birthday! <3 #

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• 19:49 @tangleddreams i'll be 30 on the 10th. i having a weekend-long party to celebrate. you wanna come? *lol* #
• 20:16 @tangleddreams MULTIPASS. #
• 20:30 @tangleddreams your bro-in-law is obviously awesome. :D #
• 20:30 @tangleddreams how old will your brother be? #
• 21:08 @tangleddreams oh, man! too bad we can't celebrate together. *lol* #
• 21:11 @laerwen am losing my shiny happy from this morning. half the channels don't work for me. including bbc3. :( #
• 21:12 @tangleddreams where are you again? #
• 01:08 @monirobot there's an eljay comm called bitsofstephen that can help you out. #

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• 19:21 @crowson75 i think our doggies would get along well. ;D #
• 19:22 @missmercyb it's healing very well! another couple of days, and i won't even have to bandage it anymore. :D #
• 21:41 @crowson75 they totally would. and we would so spoil them. ;D #
• 21:42 cleaning. because the munchkin may be here tomorrow! haven't seen haley in too long. can't wait! :DDD #
• 21:43 @rainnwilson didn't he know he had one in "twilight"? everyone else did. #
• 21:47 good thing about cleaning now is that i won't have so much to clean for my party in a couple weeks. and now my mom is helping. WIN. \o/ #
• 09:32 @tangleddreams i know what you mean. i'll be 30 next month. **30**! #
• 09:34 @rich_fulcher happy belated birthday, man! #
• 09:34 @clairefry that duet between martha and snow patrol is the GREATEST SONG EVER. the end. #
• 09:35 @jwehm kitteh! i want one so bad. :( #

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• 20:11 @giddylondon i demand pics of hot gids. ;D #
• 20:33 @giddylondon HOT. you look super sexy, babe. :D #
• 21:26 @giddylondon well, i don't think you'll be wearing it long. ;D #
• 21:47 @giddylondon good girl! make him work for it. XD #
• 21:57 #fringe has broken my heart. when it's already been broken so many times today. #
• 22:00 @monirobot have you seen the "last chance to see" ep where he and mark swim in the mud? that's HOT. #
• 22:06 @monirobot i could send it to you, if you like. #
• 23:06 @ardenmyrin i'm with you. NOT PLEASED. #
• 23:17 @monirobot i found you a link to download it. bit.ly/4B6et #
• 00:32 @kakareen i actually just got the first two books on audio. haven't listened to them yet, though. they're good? #
• 00:40 just had a thought. we haven't had an educational tour in a while. anyone know who's up next? #
• 18:59 i need a gold calligraphy pen. why, oh why, is that so hard to find?! #
• 19:01 chilling on the couch with dinky kicking me because she's dreaming about chasing something. n'awwww! <3 #

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• 19:05 @monirobot i should be the one hiding. will email you in a second. #
• 19:18 @monirobot just emailed you. hope you're not too mad. the last thing i want to be is picky. #
• 19:54 @monirobot i kinda want to have your babies now. #
• 20:22 @storyfan is it very bad? like "penis" instead of "pen is"? #
• 20:26 @chaoticchaos13 i know i'd read it. ;) #
• 20:56 @chaoticchaos13 it would make me laugh because i would think of "the penis mightier" from snl celeb jeopardy. #
• 20:57 @storyfan well, it's not glaring, anyway. maybe no one will notice. #
• 20:57 watching the jeff dunham show. it's just really not getting any better. :/ #
• 20:58 @storyfan of course! omg, that's one of the best ones! also like "anal bum cover" instead of "an album cover." ;D #
• 21:28 @storyfan "what's the difference between you & a mallard with a cold? one's a sick duck, and i forget the rest, but your mother's a whore." #
• 21:30 ever since firefox updated itself, any embedded video only plays 5 seconds at a time and without sound. so frustrating! can't fix it. :( #
• 22:02 @choaticchaos13 ahhh! norton tells me that the site is full of viruses. D: but i'll look for an older version on mozilla's site. thanks! #
• 22:03 @monirobot good suggestion! thank you! #
• 22:06 @chaoticchaos13 not your fault, dear! just be careful if you use that site. *hugs* #
• 22:19 whoo-hoo! i went back to firefox 3.0 and now videos work again. :DD thanks to @monirobot and @chaoticchaos13. *hugs them both* #
• 23:37 stephen colbert just called sarah palin's book "a steaming pile of shit." AWESOME. #

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• 09:00 distracts @storyfan from brian kinney with some heroes pretty: bit.ly/3jJNIz #
• 09:13 @mrsstephenfry if you're tired of @stephenfry, dear, i'll take him. even over johnny depp. any day. #
• 18:23 @jillus it IS cute! very nice. :) #
• 18:24 @storyfan when you come over, it is my mission to get you hooked. ;D #

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• 21:05 #heroes was awesome tonight! glad to see sylar get his body back, but i don't want adrian pasdar to leave the show! #
• 21:22 @storyfan emmett ROCKS. and you should totally watch heroes. every slasher should. the pairings are infinite! and nearly canon. \o/ #

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• 19:36 @random_nexus actually, that's HOT. #
• 20:01 watching "The Prisoner". god, i love sir ian. <3 #
• 21:11 @storyfan i know that quote, but can't place it. what's it from? #
• 21:14 @storyfan of course! the toll on the way to rock ridge. i can't believe i'd forgotten. #
• 21:20 @storyfan "excuse me while i whip this out." ;D #
• 21:25 2's "son" is really his jealous twink boytoy, y/y? #
• 21:26 @storyfan "my name is jim, but most people call me... jim." #
• 21:32 @storyfan i would totally read that. ;) #
• 21:43 @storyfan and, of course, they ride off into the "sunset" together. #
• 21:58 @storyfan i would be delighted! #
• 22:00 "the prisoner" verdict: good acting, but perhaps a little too surreal. i think they ought to tone it down a bit. #

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• 19:26 if you like doctor who, project runway, or both, this is the funniest thing on the internet: bit.ly/2R0V8y #
• 20:04 @suthunfox INORITE?! that's the funniest macro story ever. nothing will ever beat that. LOLOLOL #
• 20:05 butt and i thank you, guys! *group hugs* #

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• 19:13 @chaoticchaos13 "knights of cydonia" and "map of the problematique" by muse. #
• 19:18 @chaoticchaos13 your wife is obviously a smart woman. ;D hope you like the songs! #
• 19:24 @random_nexus hello, babe! :D #
• 19:25 @random_nexus good! butt is feeling much better and that makes me very happy. :D #
• 19:29 @random_nexus she's actually walking on her paw today and playing with her toys. back to 90% normal, i'd say. \o/ #
• 23:01 @jillus dude, i would totally rock a cupcake hat. #
• 23:19 @jillus i actually have cupcake socks. between us, we could put together quite the outfit. ;D #
• 23:21 if i ever meet a tall man with sleepy eyes who seems the least bit interested in me, i'm marrying him. just sayin'. #
• 23:22 @jillus *LOLOL* the cupcakes! i want to be Red Velvet, with a red outfit and cream cheese cape. ;D #
• 23:23 @violetjimjams if i find two, i'll save you one. ;) #
• 23:27 @jillus me! bit.ly/3hRE88 #
• 23:28 @violetjimjams if i get the one with the bigger... feet. ;P #
• 23:29 @jillus AHAHAHAHA! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT! #
• 23:49 @violetjimjams and now we fight over who gets to measure what. *lol* #
• 23:51 @violetjimjams that's the only fair way to do it. #
• 00:20 @jillus do you have a sewing machine? you can just take them all in. #
• 09:33 dinky managed to pop a stitch somehow in the night. back to the vet with us. at this rate, i'll owe him my first born son. #
• 18:56 butt is okay! got another shot and her paw wrapped up again. has to stay wrapped now, but it should still heal okay. #

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• 20:04 @tangleddreams i'm so sorry about lestat, honey. it's never easy, no matter how many times you have to do it. *HUGSHUGSHUGS* #
• 20:05 trying to take dinky's bandages off. OMG THE SMELL! is it supposed to smell that horrible?! #
• 20:11 #oldnames gertrude, gretchen, ola, margaret, alan, abigale, philomena, edith, hortence, winnifred, ruth, myrtle, roderick, levi, enoch... #
• 23:50 @tangleddreams are you doing all right, honey? #
• 23:58 @tangleddreams we went through it here not long ago. i know how it is. i'm glad you're doing okay. love and hugs to you, dear. <3 #
• 00:03 @tangleddreams i was like that when my puddy died. i'd had his *mother* since she was born. it was hard to lose him after 13 years together. #
• 09:55 @ficklewords i guess there aren't enough norwegians here. you should come over and rectify that. ;D #
• 18:55 @ficklewords ola is a boy's name? it's a girl's name here. my sister's mother-in-law is ola mae. *lol* #
• 18:56 is gmail down for anybody else, or is it just hating on me? #

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• 23:18 i can tell butt's feeling better. she's awake and chewing on her bandages. #
• 23:25 and she just tried to chase a bunny on her three legs. *lol* definitely feeling better. #
• 23:25 @violetjimjams thank you, dear! :D #
• 05:55 @storyfan one of them is michael, yeah. the younger one, hal sparks. the other one is michael's boyfriend. can't remember his name right now #

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• 21:51 dinky had surgery today. she did great! lost her toe, but kept her leg and is recovering well. get to bring her home tomorrow. \o/\o/\o/\o/ #
• 21:52 my grandfather also had surgery today to remove an infected cyst. he also came through fine and will come home from hospital tomorrow. \o/ #
• 21:54 and dad wrote me a check this morning to cover my car payment. still screwed for the rest of this month's bills, but it's a start. #
• 21:56 it's been a very good day. and now i'm exhausted. couldn't sleep at all the last 2 nights. it's catching up with me now. #
• 21:57 @storyfan she wasn't well at all sunday, so i was able to get her into surgery early. good thing, too, i think. #
• 22:01 @storyfan will post some when i get her home and safe. :D i can't tell you how relieved i am! was shaking when i got the news she was ok. #
• 22:04 thank you all for your well wishes and good thoughts! i <3 you all! #
• 06:17 just had a nightmare about pterodactyl creatures that were also celebrity impersonators. streisand flying through the air coming to get me. #
• 12:08 butt is home, has drunk a gallon of water, and is now sleeping. i can't tell you how good it is to have her home and to know she's okay. #
• 12:10 @random_nexus "trigger warning" = warning for something that might set someone off emotionally, i.e. rape, suicide, self-harm, etc. #
• 12:10 @random_nexus ...as i understand it, anyway. #
• 12:12 @storyfan not my bed yet. my bedroom's upstairs, and she's too fat to carry up stairs. ;) i've made her a bed in the kitchen. #
• 12:13 @tangleddreams i hope your lestat is okay, darling! <3 #
• 12:14 @storyfan *lol* dinky butt is about double that. #
• 12:18 @ficklewords yep, down for me, too. just when i have time to get caught up. *sigh* #
• 12:39 @celtprincess13 it really is! you should have seen me this morning. i was GIDDY. LOL #
• 12:40 @ficklewords and thank you, darling! it's so good to have her home and safe. :DDD #
• 12:47 @ficklewords it has been a good couple of days. :D #
• 13:32 @crowson75 saw your eljay post. love you, too, baby! you really are the best a girl could ask for. *HUGS* #
• 13:32 @celtprincess13 don't be worried. my baby is fine, so i'm good for now. :D #
• 14:29 just posted a butt picspam. :D #
• 16:39 actually catching up on eljay-related stuff. if you get a comment from me on something from 3 weeks ago, that would be why. #
• 16:42 why is it that black holes and revelations is the perfect album to do ANYTHING by? *rocks out* #
• 17:37 @random_nexus a band called muse. i highly recommend all their stuff. ROCK. ON. #
• 17:46 @random_nexus start here, bb: bit.ly/xAzyE #

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• 19:04 can't handle twitter and eljay right now. need to do *something*. not sure what, yet. #
• 19:04 i think i'll see you all in a few days. wish me luck. #

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• 22:37 headache just will not go away, but i always feel better with a butt in my lap. #
• 23:05 @chaoticchaos13 does it really work? if so, i may owe you sexual favors. the butt sheds enough for five dogs. FIVE. #
• 23:06 @missmercyb i think butt'll be okay until morning. she's not limping or anything. it just looks really nasty. #
• 23:08 4 excederin tension pills later, i think the headache is starting to ease up. the sparklies in my peripheral vision have finally gone. #
• 23:09 @chaoticchaos13 I'M BUYING ONE TOMORROW. omg, you should SEE my car after taking butt to the vet! she sheds even more when nervous. #
• 23:17 @chaoticchaos13 GOLLY GEE WHIZ! it's so easy! i'm totally getting one of those. thanks, babe! :D #
• 23:25 @storyfan thank you, sweetie! goddamn sinuses are always fucking with me. they make my eyes feel like they're going to explode. #
• 23:26 watching the big fat quiz from '06 on youtube because fieldmouse and brand always cheer me up. #
• 23:27 @storyfan i got there and they were closed today. D:< have to go back tomorrow morning. #
• 00:40 @storyfan i really hope so. #
• 00:40 @wonderwalldbc there's nothing like those two for making you feel better, eh? :D #
• 00:43 @tangleddreams are you trying to get people killed? *LOL* #
• 00:44 any fantastically talented artists out there willing to do an 8X10 portrait of a dog for a small commission? x-mas gift for my dad. #
• 02:25 dear god, i feel like five kinds of hell. i really hope i'm not getting sick. #
• 08:15 woke up with no headache or nausea. that's a win! off to the vet soon. good thoughts for butt, please! #
• 11:51 toe has to be amputated, maybe even her entire leg, depending on how deep the infection is. i'm fucking BAWLING here, people #
• 11:56 @storyfan she goes in on tuesday for surgery. won't know until then how deep the infection is. i'll find out what happened on wed. morning. #
• 11:57 @who_is_small i feel like the worst mom ever for not taking her in sooner. #
• 12:06 @storyfan @who_is_small thanks, guys! *hugs* i'll just have to keep telling myself it's not my fault. thanks for the good thoughts! <3 #
• 12:07 given myself another headache with all the crying, and now i have to go to work. it's not going to be a fun day. love to all until tonight. #
• 18:39 i am so fucked. #
• 18:49 @chaoticchaos13 i'm really not. i feel like i'm having a nervous breakdown. #
• 18:50 @missmercyb new bad. when i really didn't need anything else to go wrong. #
• 19:04 can't handle twitter and eljay right now. need to do *something*. not sure what, yet. #
• 19:04 i think i'll see you all in a few days. wish me luck. #

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• 01:17 need help, indeedsir members! anyone remember any posts where a certain purple girl gets stroppy or abusive/annoying? need some examples. #
• 01:19 or if anyone has any emails that she sent them that are annoying/abusive/inappropriate, please forward them to me. #
• 01:23 @storyfan the mod is calling for some examples before taking disciplinary action. #
• 01:27 @laerwen have you watched the show yet? you need to join indeedsir! #
• 01:37 @laerwen YAY! :DDD i thought you'd like it. i'll see you there! \o/ #
• 01:38 @storyfan i know i've seen some posts where she gets pissed off, but now i can't find them when i need to. *grr* #
• 01:40 @storyfan aaahh, that's why i can't find it. #
• 01:41 @laerwen you are not alone there, babe. ;D #
• 01:52 @storyfan damn. i was looking for the yaoi post, too. *sigh* the only thing i've found is the one you linked to. #
• 01:55 @storyfan i remember that, yeah. that was going to be the biggest piece of ammunition. i'm sad that it's gone. #
• 01:59 is there a way to search eljay comms for posts and/or comments from a specific user? #
• 02:01 @storyfan she's cleaned up after herself well, i have to say. #
• 03:13 email sent to indeedsir mod. thanks to @storyfan and @laerwen for the help! also, it's 3am. why am i still awake?! #
• 03:16 @laerwen well, i think she'll at least get a warning. i hope so, anyway. #
• 09:15 don't like the look of butt's paw this morning. she's off to the vet again. hope against amputation for us, yeah? #
• 18:22 drove 30min. to vet's this morning just to find a "closed today" sign on the door. :( will go back tomorrow. *sigh* #
• 18:23 am going to take a nap now. feel like someone is shoving a spike up through my jaw and behind my right eye. *twitch* ow. #
• 18:25 @storyfan that's my plan. hopefully, i'll feel better when i wake up. #

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• 22:13 trying to plan for my bday next month. not going well. :( it's impossible to plan a party when you don't know where you'll be. #
• 22:15 @random_nexus i just wanna do something fun this year, you know? make it special. #
• 22:18 @storyfan i may be. i don't know for sure. #
• 22:34 @storyfan hard to plan a party when you might have to cancel everything last minute. can't buy tix for anything beforehand. #
• 22:37 @storyfan i was thinking dinner, show, drinks, but there's nothing playing around here and i don't know exactly where i would be in LA. #
• 22:47 @storyfan i may be working there by my birthday. i don't know for sure yet when i'll be there. #

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Title: Lovers of the Night
Pairing: Jeeves/Wooster
Summary: Some love is eternal. (Sucky summary, I know, but that's all I have.)
Warning: Lots of blood here. That may squick you if you're squeamish.
Disclaimer: Neither boy belongs to me, sadly.
A/N: I've been re-reading Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles for Halloween and knew I had to do a vamp fic. I imagine this to be almost a cross-over, despite the vampire sex, as I think Lestat would have been rather taken with Jeeves. I see him kidnapping Jeeves, turning him, teaching him, loving him. But, of course, Jeeves has only one true love, and he would return to claim him. And, once again, I have to thank crowson75 for her excellent beta and for keeping my Jeeves voice in line. Thank you, darling!

( Lovers of the Night )

Jeeves and the Chocolate Cockstand

Rating: NC-17
Summary: It's Bertie's birthday, but it's Jeeves who gets the present.
Disclaimer: They don't belong to me, yadda yadda yadda.
Pairing: Jeeves/Wooster
A/N: Thank you to crowson75 as always for the brilliant beta job. She is a marvel. :D And thanks to storyfan who prodded me into writing this. This is for her.

( Jeeves and the Chocolate Cockstand )

• 19:09 my mom is so pissed at me right now that she left the house without dinner or telling us where she went. #
• 19:10 @osubucksno1 i do, but i'm still working from home. and not getting paid yet. :( #
• 19:11 @pipariperho NO WAI. was he really talking about mating horses in the ky part?! i haven't seen it yet! #
• 19:18 @giddylondon that's great, babe! :D #
• 20:26 @ficklewords i was 2 months behind on my bills, so i wrote myself a paycheck. she FLIPPED OUT when i told her. #
• 20:31 mother still isn't home. wonder where she went.... #
• 20:34 @ficklewords apparently. she was all "but the store has bills to pay!" though there's plenty of $. i was all "SO DO I! D:<" then she left. #
• 20:36 have 2 malt loaves in the oven. trying to make chocolate malt loaf. not sure how it'll turn out. could be a bad idea. #
• 20:36 @storyfan hey, sweetie! #
• 20:39 @storyfan everything tastes better with ice cream! #
• 20:41 @violetjimjams chocolate *malt bread* on ice cream! #
• 20:48 mom has just returned, looking rather pissed off and not speaking to me. huh. #
• 20:52 now she's slamming things around and breaking things. nice. #
• 20:58 OMG WHY IS THERE BASEBALL AND NO FRINGE?! #
• 21:03 @ficklewords he told me i could do it, so he's on my side. he's trying to calm her down now. #
• 21:03 @tangleddreams WHAT WHAT WHAT?! #
• 21:03 @aire_blair i missed it. what happened? #
• 21:05 @wonderwalldbc WHOO-HOO! \o/ #
• 21:07 @aire_blair just the tribal council. #
• 21:08 @wonderwalldbc OMG OMG OMG I HAVE SOOOO GOT TO GET CAUGHT UP ON THAT SHOW. #
• 21:09 @ficklewords yeah, he's always been the most reasonable. he tries to help me when he can. #
• 21:10 @aire_blair they *are* good for the lulz-worthy attitude. lol #
• 21:44 chocolate malt loaf is not bad, but i think it needs more cocoa. possibly chocolate chips. #
• 22:02 watching project runway. it's stupid but that show always cheers me up. lol #
• 22:18 @parrot_ that sums it up perfectly. #
• 00:00 butt's paw is scaring me. her toe is starting to turn black, so she's off to the vet again tomorrow. worried sick. today has been so fubar. #
• 00:10 @storyfan must be an infection. she had the toe tip, toenail included, amputated years ago. actually i thought it may have been growing back #
• 00:13 @storyfan she's on them now. she gets a dose every morning and night. i can't understand why it's not healing! #
• 09:28 grrr, why is gdocs not working this morning? D:< #
• 09:30 @storyfan i can't get it to open, period. i just get a blank screen and the little "working" mouse icon. *grrr* #
• 09:32 @storyfan i think that my problem is that gmail hates me. it hasn't worked properly in months. #
• 09:33 @storyfan i'm about to leave for the vet. i'll have to set it up when i get off work tonight. IF it works then. #
• 18:41 @storyfan doc is up when you're ready. :D i hope you like it! #
• 18:55 trip to vet was vetoed this morning. dad says she's fine. she does look better this evening. still worried about her, though. #

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• 19:43 @violetjimjams how do you cope? i feel like i'm losing my mind half the time. #
• 19:45 @wbearsmom i've been "on the verge" for years now. i'm really starting to lose my optimism. the closer i get, the farther away it seems. #
• 19:46 @laerwen every day seems like forever here. when i die, this will be my hell, i know it. #
• 19:47 @chaoticchaos13 missing? everything. friends, lovers, my own space. what can i do? not a damned thing. i'm trapped for now. #
• 19:48 @wonderwalldbc i know, bb, i know. and i love you for it. *hugs* #
• 20:02 @storyfan no, i think i have. i'm nearly 30 and have *nothing* to show for it. #
• 21:41 @frewella maybe it's the weather. grey, cold, and rainy always makes me sad. #

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• 19:01 feeling very disheartened today, like i have wasted my entire life and will be forever waiting to leave this place. :( #

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• 20:06 watching #heroes . hiro is as adorable as ever, and peter and sylar as hot. :D #
• 20:08 @random_nexus yeah, but he'd be dead sexy while he's doing it. ;D #
• 20:31 OMG NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! D: D: D: D: D: #heroes #
• 20:35 @jillus peter got shot!!! D: #
• 21:44 @storyfan re: chocolate fic. any preferences for the down and dirty bit? #
• 22:13 @storyfan i'm trying, anyway. it''s... not going well. might ask you to go over it and make it better. #
• 22:37 @storyfan it'll probably take me that long to finish it. i'll open another gdoc when i'm done with it. #
• 00:12 @storyfan doc is up when you're ready. FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT! PLEASE! #
• 12:00 it's noon. i really should drag myself out of bed. i need to refuel before i do myself an injury. #
• 13:05 just took butt for a walk. has been marvelous for my spirits. sunny and *almost* warm day. NOT RAINING! \o/ now to clean my room... #
• 13:07 @who_is_small love your new bag. it's gorgeous! #
• 13:35 @storyfan i did! i can't believe i forgot the cherry. *facepalm* will edit this afternoon. #

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• 21:37 answering old eljay comments. oi. i'm been a bad eljayer lately, huh? it's been too depressing lately. #
• 21:42 @storyfan and clone sex! the world always needs more clone sex. :DDD #
• 22:10 @wbearsmom me, either. just logging on takes effort these days. :( #
• 22:11 @storyfan ooh, yeah. halloween fic. i have a vampire fic that needs to be written for that. #
• 22:26 @storyfan bertie just begs to be sucked, doesn't he? ;D #
• 22:35 @storyfan nope. i'm not much into the snarry fic. it's puppies for me or harry/ron. #
• 22:40 @storyfan i think i read a sirius/remus/severus like that once. sev *was* pretty hot as a vamp. #
• 22:41 oooh, "sex on fire" is on the radio. love that song! #
• 22:42 @storyfan that's why i don't get much out of snarry fics. i just don't see them getting together. #
• 22:52 @storyfan yeah, if he's 17 or older, i can go with it. if not, then ew. i do like an older harry with sirius and remus better, though. #
• 22:56 okay, definitely time for a much needed bubble bath. i think i'll take the IT crowd with me tonight. #
• 23:06 @storyfan they'd better be scared! i think i can take them all tonight. ;P #
• 00:21 off to bed with me! may tomorrow be a... less voracious day. ;) #
• 09:57 RT @simonpegg All power to the slashers I say.... (so... hot fuzz fic-a-thon, anyone? *lol*) #

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• 19:08 pics! the skirt: bit.ly/e3YPu the vest: bit.ly/F2Wmf whole outfit: bit.ly/4ivinL #
• 19:14 @veraatfrys i'll be having one of those! #frys #
• 00:34 @jwehm i've made quilts before, but that's actually my first attempt at clothing. i started another skirt tonight, though. #
• 00:34 thank you, guys! you are all good for my ego. :D *group hugs* #
• 00:45 @storyfan i actually found a lovely heliotrope fabric yesterday that would be perfect, too. ;D #
• 00:46 @violetjimjams duly noted, madam! #
• 18:58 @madlovescience @aire_blair thank you, bbs! :D #

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• 22:09 finished my skirt and waistcoat! it's in the wash now, but i'll have pics tomorrow. :DDD #
• 09:50 am wearing my new outfit to work. god help me, i look like a naughty schoolgirl fantasy. complete with stockings. LOL #
• 18:56 @emmalknightx thanks, dear! i'm glad you liked it. :) #
• 18:59 Each time you use tweet: #beatcancer today, it's $0.01 to cancer research. #
• 19:00 @crowson75 where did you get a boosh thingy on your icon? i want one, too! #

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• 21:32 trying to watch #fringe , but the audio is off by 13 seconds. :(( is it just doing that here? #
• 21:33 @osubucksno1 i say "gay-friendly" about ten times a day! lol #
• 21:43 @random_nexus i remember it doing that before, yeah. but this is BAD. like, a commercial is almost over by the time you hear the audio. :( #

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• 19:27 @jillus no problem! #
• 19:29 OMG I AM SO COLD. I HATE THIS WEATHER. GRR GRR GRR. D: #
• 20:56 @wbearsmom i'm so sorry, love! feel better soon! *love* #
• 21:44 HALP. i really have to pee, but i still have a big fat butt on my lap, snoring like a freight train. #
• 22:11 @frewella yep, she's queen of the house, and she knows it, too! #
• 22:52 my sinuses feel like they're full of concrete. oi. yet another reason i hate this weather. #
• 09:13 @ficklewords about 45F. but it's raining and feels more like 35F. :((( that's about 35 degrees colder than i like. #
• 09:42 @ficklewords glad i'm not there! LOL #
• 09:43 wearing rainbow kneesocks again today. have two more pairs, so i'll keep wearing them. my legs will be gay-friendly all weekend. ;D #

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• 19:49 making a skirt to match my waistcoat. it's so cute! i'm really getting the hang of the sewing machine. :D #
• 00:48 omg, so tired. had to give up on the skirt for the day. shall finish it tomorrow and provide pics. looks cute, i have to say! :D #
• 08:26 just dreamed i became spontaneously pregnant with and gave birth to a navy blue kitten. then got yelled at by a librarian. O_o #
• 08:39 @ficklewords i could! i left out the part where the cat was also part rose, and i was looking for a place to have a bath at a kiss concert. #
• 09:24 @storyfan actually got yelled at for having books out of place, though it wasn't me who moved them. quite unfair, really. #
• 09:25 it is cold and rainy and the last thing i wanna do is go to a job that i hate. :( oh, to be somewhere warm and sunny! #
• 09:39 am wearing my temple of doom long-sleeve t-shirt and rainbow knee socks today b/c they make me happy. i am stylin'! lol #
• 18:51 @storyfan if you tell me what heliotrope is. lol #
• 18:58 @jillus i've used overnightprints.com before with good results. i only got postcards, but they were good quality. #
• 19:00 @storyfan just the color? i wasn't sure if heliotrope meant a color or pattern or what. #

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• 23:41 @frewella actually, i've been sewing instead. i made a waistcoat! grey pinstripe with lavender back and lining. my first attempt at it. #
• 16:04 off to bake some ginger sticky malt loaf. mmmm.... #
• 16:04 @jwehm don't get too excited. you haven't seen the finished product yet. *lol* #
• 16:45 @celtprincess13 it is! next time you come over, i'll make you some. :D #

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• 21:14 thank you, everyone. *hugs to you all* #
• 21:19 @aire_blair yup, dad's baby. he took it pretty hard, too. :( #
• 21:20 @storyfan yep, that's the one. she took a turn for the worse last night. nothing could be done for her. :( #
• 21:23 @storyfan thank you, darling. *hugs* #
• 21:25 @storyfan she did love chasing the rabbits. never caught them, but never stopped trying. #
• 21:31 @storyfan menga used to catch the odd mouse every now and then. she was better at it than our cat. #
• 08:26 trying to comfort mom, who is crying again. she really misses evil dog. i'm still meh about it. butt is doing better, though. :) #
• 09:33 @storyfan butt had to go out at 7am this morning, then i couldn't get back to sleep. small price to pay to have her here with me. #

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• 21:19 watching #fringe. I LOVE THIS SHOW. walter is awesome. :D #
• 21:33 @storyfan it's the new x-files. :D #
• 22:18 @aire_blair i think walter got lucky in the past. i'm a bit jealous of her. ;P *lol* #
• 22:21 @storyfan omg, that was one of the best episodes! :D #
• 22:26 finally catching up on eljay and watching project runway, my guilty pleasure. #
• 23:29 waiting for something important. i'm not usually a patient person, but i'm trying. audiobooks help. and chocolate. lots of chocolate. #
• 23:49 applauding stephen colbert's juices. #
• 09:31 @stephenfry happy anniversary, mr. fry! a happy occasion with sad news. it's a shame there won't be any more kingdom. was a terrific show! #
• 09:31 @storyfan it's stephen's one year twitter anniversary. #
• 09:34 @storyfan it was. and stephen was brilliant on it. of course. it's sad that the season 3 cliffhanger won't be resolved. :( #
• 09:44 @storyfan i know! i wish i knew what tv execs were thinking sometimes. :( #
• 17:40 had to put down one of the dogs today. taking my parents out to dinner with friends to cheer them up. #

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• 22:04 @frewella sorry, forgot you're new. my dog is named dinky butt. usually, i just call her my butt. this is her: bit.ly/sSQsw #
• 00:55 surrogates has been seen (awesome, btw!), cherry limeade has been drunk (\o/), and closet has been cleaned out. not a bad day, i suppose. #
• 09:36 @stephenfry there's a reason for that. the bmi is bullshit. don't stress over it. <3 #

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• 20:08 watching #heroes !!! #
• 20:31 @storyfan aw, you guys! that's so sweet. :D i may have to list out my own tomorrow. btw, i'm making good chocolately progress. ;D #
• 21:01 #heroes WAS AWESOME. OMG SYLAR. #
• 22:33 @frewella well, it turned out more like a brownie, raspberry, strawberry, whipped cream parfait kind of thing. but it looks GORGEOUS. :D #
• 22:58 @frewella dear god, if you say you can do sushi too, i may have to ask you to marry me. #
• 23:13 @frewella whoo-hoo! i'll make the wedding cake. ;D ...man, now i want some sushi! lol #
• 00:08 is kinda sad that no one liked my jeeves and the unbidden guest icon. i thought it was funny. :( bit.ly/2nJM4O #
• 00:13 @random_nexus crap! defeated by my own font. :( #
• 15:21 @tangleddreams ah, the voco clock! i have all the sounds on my comp and play them when i can't get to sleep. :D #
• 15:22 just finished putting insulation in the attic. i am wobbly, itchy, and have a million splinters in my hands. :((( #
• 15:23 as a reward, though, my dad is taking me to see surrogates. \o/ ...so much for cleaning my room today. :( #
• 15:24 also, my butt has hurt her paw again. the same toe is dislocated again. have given her pain meds, and off to the vet tomorrow. #

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• 19:23 @amup oooh, i want one of those bags! #
• 19:34 mmmm! malt loaf is GOOD! like a custardy bread. maybe not so many raisins next time, though. #
• 21:48 @frewella you're welcome to some! it came out rather well for a first attempt. :) #
• 21:49 OMG I AM FREEZING. *brrr!* god, i miss summer already. :( #
• 21:58 @storyfan @violetjimjams it's about 50F here right now. that's about 20 degrees too cold for me. anything under 70F shouldn't be allowed. #
• 22:17 @violetjimjams as long as i can keep my cabana boys warm in front of a fire, i'm all for it. ;D #
• 22:18 decided to make another malt loaf, this time sans raisins. anyone have any suggestions as to what to add instead? #
• 22:33 @storyfan just checked and have no other fruit and i hate walnuts. i think i'm just going to try a bit of cinnamon. #
• 22:35 @storyfan oooh, wait. i've got some dried candied ginger. i'm going to give that a go. no idea how it'll come out, but it's worth a shot. #
• 22:51 @frewella have a ginger flavored loaf in the oven right now. i'll save you a piece. :) #
• 22:58 @frewella ah, well, i'm making a raspberry strawberry torte tomorrow, if that's more your thing... #
• 23:38 @frewella i'm not much of a cook, but i'm a hell of a baker. there's not a lot to do where i live, so i spend a lot time trying out recipes #
• 00:05 @frewella LOL! we'd throw a kick-ass dinner party. #
• 00:41 @frewella sounds like we'll need our own personal jeeves. wonder if mr. fry has any free time coming up. XP #

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• 18:18 just put a malt loaf in the oven. my first. don't know quite what to expect. #
• 18:21 @random_nexus hopefully, tasty bread! #

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• 21:40 am i late to the party? i brought the body shots! now what's this i hear about a naughty lap? does someone need a spanking? #frys #
• 21:46 @storyfan damn. that's what i get for watching tv. lol #
• 21:46 tackling the massive disaster area that is my bedroom. oi. someone save me! #
• 21:50 @storyfan well, i wouldn't call mine a "pit", per se, but it's pretty bad. i have way too much stuff for this amount of space. #
• 22:14 @storyfan i hate it, too. we obviously need a jeeves of our own to do it for us. and to clean, too. #
• 22:17 @storyfan that.... sounds like an excellent plan. ;D #
• 22:18 i just submitted my jeeves_stills icons. ...have you? *pointed stare* #
• 22:18 i will be helping with the making of the winners' banners, so if you want a banner made by *me*, then you must submit icons! i command you! #
• 22:24 @veraatfrys great song! goes great with spamfredo sauce, i hear. #
• 22:26 @veraatfrys that's what i get for watching the IT crowd instead of partying down at #frys. #
• 22:59 GUYS, GUYS, GUYS! I WANT TO BUY THIS HOUSE! can you guess why? watch ALL the photos! bit.ly/cWCKB #
• 23:01 @violetjimjams it's a tardis! and a dalek! OMG WANT WANT WANT #
• 23:05 @violetjimjams @storyfan @random_nexus COOLEST PRON COMMUNE EVER, Y/Y? #
• 23:27 okay, bath then bed. who should i take in the tub with me, boosh boys or jooster boys? hmmm. tough decision. #
• 23:35 ooh, mst3k is the surprise winner! now i'm off for a splash about. :D night, all! #
• 00:35 @amup yeah, but then you could get in the tardis and go anywhere you want! it's perfect! #
• 09:17 @aire_blair i know, right?! i would so be friends with those people. #
• 09:20 @tangleddreams i have seen that! omg, I MUST SEE THIS MOVIE. #

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• 22:32 OW MY HEAD. i think i'll be retiring early tonight with a bottle of aspirin, a gallon of water, and a nice thick blanket. #
• 22:34 @jillus the guy is clearly insane. you have tremendous talent. <3 #
• 22:35 @chaoticchaos13 IS SO JEALOUS OMG. hope you guys had a great time! #
• 22:38 @maitown i want a cat so bad! *grabby hands* hard to do with 9 german shepherds, though. :( #
• 22:47 @maitown i'm sure we can work out some kind of trade. ;D #
• 22:48 @random_nexus thanks, babe! #

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• 09:26 just realized there hasn't been an educational tour fic in almost a month. anyone know who's up next and what the deal is? #
• 09:28 @storyfan does she know she's up next? #
• 09:36 @storyfan i think you should, yeah. i'd hate to see the project stall out and get forgotten. :( #

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• 21:10 quick question for my brits: do you guys call sprinkles "sprinkles", or is there another word for them? especially in the '30s. #
• 21:43 @RealBillBailey twitpic.com/jjn61 - that is an amazing picture of you! #
• 21:47 @greggrunberg you were AWESOME in tonight's episode! the testosterone was just pouring off you. matt and sylar are a great combo! #
• 21:57 @cerublu02 okay, cool. i can go with that. what about whipped cream? is that the same as in the US? #
• 22:27 @cerublu02 no problem! i'll ask on ejlay and see if anyone there knows. #
• 23:54 whoo! just finished betaing, with 7 minutes left in the day. made it, but failed to finish my book. must do so tomorrow. #
• 00:07 thanks to @madlovescience , I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT THINGS THAT LOOK LIKE DUCKS. O_o #
• 00:08 @bethmcmillen omg, honey! that is crazy! are you all right? that has to be scary as hell. #

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• 20:06 @storyfan @missmercyb i'm here, ladies. you wanted something of me? #
• 20:13 @storyfan @maitown @random_nexus @missmercyb read my mentions. am intrigued by your ideas & would like to subscribe to your newsletter. ;D #
• 20:14 so... it seems i will be writing about chocolate in the near future. ;D #
• 20:16 @storyfan i'm thinking bertie dips his equipment in chocolate as a holiday treat. jeeves is surprised but hungry. does that work for you? #
• 20:18 @aire_blair well... i may have to do some research before i can begin. ;) #
• 20:21 all this talk about chocolate has made me hungry. off to rummage for something suitably sweet. i think i may have some chocolate mousse left #
• 20:57 @storyfan sprinkles. gotcha. though, come on. it's bertie. he's gonna burn himself just a tad. then jeeves'll get to kiss it better. ;) #
• 20:57 @laerwen THOSE ARE SO GOOD OMG. #
• 20:57 @divinemadam EAT IT. EAT IT. LOL #
• 21:34 chocolate mousse has been nommed. now drinking cherry limeade and plotting chocolate fic. though i should be on the treadmill..... #
• 21:44 have decided to skip the treadmill and go for the stepper instead, so i can do it in my bedroom while i watch the boosh. :D #
• 21:44 @laerwen girl, if you're ever in the mid-west, i'm taking you to sonic. #
• 23:06 sweaty and noodle-like. going to feed my butts then hit the showers. after that, possibly sleep. or i may just attempt to write something. #
• 23:27 @maitown CHOCOLATE JOOSTER! \o/ #
• 23:28 @storyfan luke/noah? #
• 23:31 @storyfan i have no idea who you're talking about. who are luke and noah? apparently, i'm behind, too. lol #
• 23:35 @storyfan aaah. i'd heard about that, but didn't know what their names were. #
• 00:58 @jillus that's adorable! lol #

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• 23:41 @stephenfry you poor darling! hope the cognac helps until the doc arrives. #

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• 19:42 peoples, if you did not watch FLASHFORWARD last night, watch it tonight! 8pm (eastern) on abc. YOU WILL NOT BE SORRY. IT ROCKS SO HARD. #
• 20:11 @random_nexus awesome, isn't it? so original and so well done. :DD #
• 20:22 @amup does it help that i'm not fond of my day job at all? #
• 20:24 @jillus i hope you're okay, babe! #
• 20:47 @aire_blair I KNOW! i can't wait for more!!! #
• 20:57 @stephenfry i feel sorry for the poor abandoned transvestites. #
• 21:05 attempting flourless almond butter cookies. will let you know how they come out. they sound delicious, anyway. #
• 21:47 almond butter cookies are a success! OM NOM NOM #
• 21:51 @storyfan we shall live in well-fed porny bliss. ;D #
• 21:56 @storyfan i think that's the best offer i've ever had. #
• 22:29 @storyfan in? do you even have to ask?! i can be packed and ready to move in an hour. just let me know where and when. ;D #
• 22:31 @rainnwilson i think i missed an important memo. has tom cruise taken over for santa claus? i thought he was just an elf. #
• 22:55 @storyfan sounds good to me! #
• 23:51 @random_nexus i think that makes it more of a stud ranch than a commune. ;D #
• 23:54 @maitown ride 'em, cowgirl! #
• 23:55 @random_nexus something tells me we're going to be, uh, *breeding our studs* quite often. XP #
• 23:56 @maitown you'd have to ask him that. ;P #
• 00:08 sleepy time! read: fic time. ;) #

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• 21:03 just finished watching flashforward. I LOVE THIS SHOW. #
• 21:34 @storyfan no hurry, darling. i took forever, and you were patient, so i'll extend to you the same courtesy. :) #
• 21:36 @tangleddreams @wonderwalldbc i can't wait for next week! and it sounds like dom is going to be a bad guy. this could be quite awesome. #

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• 21:30 trying to decide if i want to do the xover_exchange on eljay. it seems really complicated. O_o #
• 21:50 @storyfan this one: bit.ly/2Ox41I #
• 21:52 @missmercyb i'd love to do it, but all the rules are doing my head in. i just wanna *write*, you know? #
• 22:10 decided to skip the challenge, but write the fic. i hate rules when i'm writing. rather just do what i want. #
• 22:10 sooo, jooster/hp or jooster/tw? i'm thinking jeeves/wooster/harkenss/jones, y/y? #
• 22:16 @rogerpittman i'm pretty sure jack would approve of anything that got him laid. XP #
• 22:49 seriously considering retiring for the night and taking some holmes slash with me. ...yeah. sounds like a plan. #

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• 20:14 watching ace of cakes make a dalek cake. it's making me giddy, geeky, and hungry at the same time. #
• 00:00 @storyfan not completely happy with it, but i've finally updated our doc. #

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• 19:58 IT'S ALMOST HEROES TIME, Y'ALL!! \o/ \o/ \o/ #heroes #
• 21:04 1st hour of HEROES down! it's pretty cool so far. 1 thing is really pissing me off, but there are 100 other awesome things to balance it. #
• 21:53 @greggrunberg loving the season premiere! parkman is as awesome as ever. love the interaction with sylar. #
• 23:12 @zacharyquinto not enough sylar! though how they did the sylar/nathan thing was pretty cool. #
• 17:43 @storyfan sunny and raining here, too. really sucks since i had the roof of my car down. got 1" of water in it now. :( #
• 17:45 RT @Syfy: Warehouse 13 final tonight at 9! So I'm giving away W13 t-shirts to 3 random people who RT this note by noon PT 9/23. Good luck! #
• 18:41 @wbearsmom it stands for "re-tweet". just means that you post the same thing as the original poster. #

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• 19:40 @madlovescience inara persephone? really? hooray for serenity fans! lol and hope you feel better, hon. #
• 20:04 NPH is freakin' awesome. that is all. #
• 20:16 kristin chenowith is cute and tiny that i want to pick her up and put her in my pocket. #
• 20:17 @aire_blair LOL! i just posted about that, too. but she is! what is she, three feet tall? #
• 20:59 is it just me or is hayden's voice, like, an octave lower than it was? #
• 21:14 damn, i wanted andy serkis to win. :( #
• 21:15 @rogerpittman i know! *lol* she looks like she's made of plastic. #
• 21:27 i feel like patricia arquette's boobs are going to try and eat me. O_o #
• 21:28 god, i love an irish accent. #
• 21:30 DOCTOR HORRIBLE FOR THE WIN. #
• 21:50 @laerwen little dorrit did win! #
• 21:54 good luck to the colbert report and the daily show! i want you all to win! #
• 21:55 yay for the daily show! #
• 22:09 good luck again to the colbert report and the daily show! #
• 22:09 yay for the daily show again! :DDD #
• 22:09 @missmercyb yep. and no, no hugh yet. they haven't done dramas yet. #
• 22:10 @laerwen he should be happy they're delaying the end of that train wreck. why are you watching it, anyway? #
• 22:18 @laerwen you're obviously the smart one. ;D #
• 22:23 @donttrythis understandable. they are spectacular tonight. #
• 22:49 hugh laurie looked pissed off even before the winner was announced. #
• 22:55 @storyfan bryan cranston for breaking bad. #
• 22:58 @jwehm i don't know. it was the first time i'd seen him tonight. he just didn't look happy at all. #
• 22:58 @storyfan me either. no idea what it's about. #

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• 01:27 @laerwen I KNEW YOU'D LIKE IT. :DD great driving music, isn't it? #
• 01:28 @laerwen if queen was still making music, they'd totally sound like muse. muse is just that epic. #
• 01:30 @laerwen black holes and revelations is totally the best album, though. could listen to it for days. DAYS. especially "take a bow". #
• 01:37 @laerwen yeah, they're more techno than i usually go for, too, but they're addicting. i'd LOVE to see them live. that would rock so hard. #
• 01:42 @laerwen if they ever tour the states, WE ARE SO GOING. :DDD #
• 01:49 rocking out to "knights of cydonia". NO ONE'S GONNA TAKE ME ALIVE. #
• 01:55 @storyfan YOU AND I MUST FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHTS. YOU AND I MUST FIGHT TO SURVIVE. #
• 02:04 @storyfan sufficiently rocked out, i'm afraid. off to bed, too. #
• 02:05 @parrot_ YES THEY ARE! \o/ #
• 18:22 nomming some cherry muffins. should have put more cinnamon in. ...anyone know what time the emmys start? #
• 18:25 @storyfan LOL! i almost put alan on, but i didn't have room. the man is sex walking, though. #
• 18:30 @storyfan sex with a walker, rather than sex walking, eh? LOL #
• 18:44 @storyfan if i get a turn with alan, i'll hold her while you beat her down. ;D #
• 18:45 @aire_blair he talking to anyone interesting? #
• 18:51 @aire_blair just turned it on to see stephen colbert. LOVE HIM. how adorable is he? seriously. #
• 18:56 @aire_blair i know!! but it is funny when stephen loses to someone else. MANILOOOOOWWW! lol #

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